Wednesday, February 25, 2009
STUDY AINT HARD WITH FRENS
remember this movie?
We went for it after finish our mid term exam
after finish our omega tuition
we fin to cs and had our dinner at secret recipe
and teywei that sohai went beijing after that meal
and ah zhi and wei keong join us also that day
then tat sei sohai wei keing made ppl dl tat day
nearly kena fin haha
then went oc spent overnight tat day
that's the first time we did that and sad that's the last time too
then all the sohai thought we were very strong
after having our breakfast opposite to kerry's
we went back to school coz we tot got wat camping meeting
after that only realised we white white go
after tat played basketball somemore
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lazy to type all out
anyway cheers =D
Memorable times we had
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Sohai
so i'm gonna give you all some explanation and lectures on one very interesting topic
entitled "SOHAI"
Here we go
Sohai is made up of 2 Cantonis word, So and Hai.
So = Stupid
Hai = The organ of your mum where your father put something in and get you out from it. Like a Coke vending machine, you put RM1.50 and you get a can of coke out from it. So that organ, your father put some liquid in and get you out from it. If you don’t know what is it, ASK YOUR MUM, SOHAI! Ask your father if you don’t know what liquid he put in.
That’s why sohai is consider a rude word. But it is very common among the Cantonis speaker.
- Sohai! Do you know how to spell Hippopotamus?
- Look at that Sohai, he wear a red underweer.
Sometimes we can use the word on ourself.
- Today I am very Sohai, I locked my car key inside the car.
- April Ng, “I am so sohai! My website get hacked!” (wahahaha, sorry to burn you in but I find it funny that you actually has a blog category called sohai!)
Sometimes we can call our friend sohai
- Ui Sohai, where to eat supper?
- I put soufulow nickname in my address book as Sohai Fu.
(It makes friends closer to each other because only close friends will not get pissed-off with such word. Like in English, you can call your buddy, “Hey ass hole!” Try that on a stranger and see if you can still keep your balls)
There are 2 common variations of Sohai
1. Dai Sohai - Dai means big. So dai sohai means big idiot. Soufulow is a dai sohai because he typed self-employed as self-employer in his resume. [All those YouTube movies that you watch where the Americans doing some stuns but failed are all dai sohai, i.e. jump from building to building and fell, skate down the stairs handle and fell, burn their own pubic hair... All the fellas in American Funniest Home Videos that send in videos of someone fell is also dai sohai. All the people who laugh because someone fell is also dai sohai.]
2. Sei Sohai - Sei means die. So it is an extra curse word on top of sohai. You use it because of hatred. You can called a policeman that saman you a sei sohai. If somebody knocks your car from the back you can call him sei sohai. If a politician say your mum bocor every month, you can call him sei sohai.
So you have learned a new word today, use more in your blog! If your visitors ask you what is Sohai, you can answer them, “Wah! Sohai you also don’t know ar! You are really a dai sohai!” Wahahahaha.
How to Pronounce ‘Sohai’?
A commenter below make a good example on how to pronounce it.
Soyabean’s So
Haiya’s Hai
How's my lesson?
Do you think you are a sohai?
if no, pls post smth on the blog
I very dulan to see only me jienzei and linziwei post only
I HAVE TURNED 18!I AM A MAN!
Ok secondly:i am really really happy to receive all the wishes from you all..i would like to say,THANK YOU ALL MY FELLOW FRIEDNS!It has been 1 whole year,165 and 1 over 4 days since our last party at ah nai house!we had passed every sour,sweet,bitter and spicy life together.It could be said that without u all.My life would noy be so colourful and meaningful!I am glad i have u all to be my best friends ever.No matter from no club or mgc..it ca be assured that i will never ever forget u all!THANK YOU!!!1
Thirdly:Here i would like to announce all the winners for the past 30minutes in my greetign contest.Here it goes,check this out.
MOST LOVELY:BABY ELAY!OF COS U WORTH TO THIS PRIZE!U GAVE ME THE MOST LOVELY CALL AND BIRTHDAY SONG!AND YOUR PRESENTS!TOUCH.U MADE ME IN CLOUD NINE!I LOVE YOU BABY!
EARLIEST:TEY WEI SHENG.YOU VERY GOOD SINCE U ARE THE FIRST IN MGC.DON SIMPLY DIAO ME.
SECOND BUT ON ACCURATE TIME:CHAN WAI LEK.THOUGHT HIMSELF IS THE FIRST BUT HE LOSE TO TEY WEI.U VERY GOOD.SMS ME ON 12.00AM. AND HE SAID I AM HANDSOME,LOL.MUCKS
THIRD:LEE JERRY SHEN GUAN(GRASS BRO):BUSY WOMANIZING.WAT TO DO.FORGOT UR FAVOURITE LINE.MAY LADY BE BY YOUR SIDE.
LOLMOST UNEXPECTED AWARD:CCY:YOU ARE OUT OF MY EXPECTATION TO BE THE FIRST NO CLUB MEMBER TO GREET ME.THANK YOU.YOU ARE TOO VERY GOOD.
MOST DL AWARD.OYJ:YOU ARE VERY CB AS U JUST SENT ME"HB"!CHAO HAI DON EVEN WRITE A FULL 1.U WAIT!LOL TQ STILL.MY LORD..LO
MOST FORMAL GREETING:WAN BOON KENG. TQ ANYWAY
.MOST SINCERELY:SHI LING.I WILL NEVER FORGET U AND EVERYONE ALTHOUGHT I GOT A BABIE.THANK YOU U R VEYR GOOD.TRY SOME MEAT IN FUTURE.U WILL LOVE THEM!HAHA!
MOST CB:TAN JIN WEI.I HATE RAPIST THE MOST IN MY LIFE.DAMN U RAPIST CALL GIRL SO LATE TO WISH ME.TOMOLO NOT SEE U IN SWIMMING POOL DEN U DIE.
LATEST:LINDA LAU SU SHEN.LUCKILY U MADE IT IN TIME.IF NOT U WILL BE AWARDED WITH MOST DISAPPOINTING.THANK YOU..
MISS THE MOST:AH NAI.I MISS U SO MUCH.THINGS MUST BE HARD FOR U TO HOLD IT ALONE OUT THERE.TAKE CARE MY BRO.DO COME BACK AND CELEBRATE FOR ME AGAIN.SOLO.
UNFORGETABLE:WAYNE AND ADRIAN LIM.LIFE THERE IS GREAT RIGHT?DON EVER FORGET YOUR BROS OUT HERE.TAKE CARE.DO CONTACT US WHEN U HAVE TIME ESPECIALLY WAYNE.
NEVER OUT OF MY MIND:CINDY:WE CELEBRATE WHEN U OUT!HAHA
i have to apologise to those whom name is not stated here.cos there are too many ppl.but i appreciate evry greeting and wishes form u all.thank you ning jie,ah seow,wei keong,wei yuan,lihui.and nicolo..nth to say about you.U DIN SEND ME A GREETING!GG
really thanks bro and girls..may our friendship last forever and lets strive for a bright future!we gonna to attend each and everyone wedding and be god dad and mum.THANK YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF!I AM A MAN NOW!
Monday, February 23, 2009
TESTING TESTING 123
I think it's a useful thing
remember this story when you're trying to
do something bad
say something bad
fuck someone
disfigure someone
insult someone
or anything
please hold on and
think all these all over again
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.
He was always there for her.
She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'
One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her.
When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything,
including her boyfriend.
He asked her,
'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind.
The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her.
She hadn't expected that.
The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:
'Take good care of your eyes, my dear,
for before they were yours, they were mine.'
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This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before,
and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
Life Is a Gift
Today
Before you say an unkind word
- Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food
- Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife
- Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.
Before you complain about life
- Think of someone who died too early on this earth.
Before you complain about your children
- Think of someone who desires children but they're barren..
Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep
- Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive
- Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job
- Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.
Before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another
- Remember that not one of us is without sin.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down
- Put a smile on your face and think:
you're alive and still around :)
Cared and loved (博爱)lolol =D
Ong Yong Jie
petang ni subang jaya hujan sangat kuat
dan kilat sambar-menyambar
bunyi gemuruh amat menakutkan
tapi ku pandu ke kolej
sebab tu ku kena sikit hujan je
tuan-tauan dan puan-puan yang saya hormati sekalian,
kinilah kita pun telah sampai ke tahun 2009
banyak orang dah sambut hari jadi
dan ada juge yg sedang sambut-ing
ada juge yg akan sambut
oleh itu ku ingin menyampaikan satu dua patah perkataan pada hari yang mulia ini
各位先生女士们
第一个生日的傻亥是tan jin wei
以后驾车跟我好好驾
不要无缘无故跑去云顶爽
然后特地经过kl不要diao这里的人就fin走
马亥
type chinese sibeh tired
okay change back to malay
sohai kedua adalah chan dog
cb this ppl dont want change date celebrate his bday
surely is dont want treat me makan raja sushi
bila ku balik kau tahu
third sohai is jerry
he is busy womaniser-ing
casanova-ing or whatever
just now saw him very emo
okay fine dont diao this ppl so much
dont flirt too much then should be okay for you
4th sohai is fong jien zei
suddenly stucked
ku pernah tengok body kau
semua besar besar kecuali kau tahu mana
jangan bom terlalu banyak
pergi singapura baca baik baik
jangan buat pengukir lagi
jangan dl now
sebab ku nak cakap kuat kuat kat sini
SELAMAT HARI JADI
kepada empat sohai ini
byebye
Mr. Advisor
Subang King
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
help
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
CHAN DOG BDAY!!
dog bday celebration start with a small fake cake..lol.
oh ya dog was awesome!!he treated us at sushi king with a cost of 185bucks!!!
who could be more generous than him?i have no regret in knowing u man dog..
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Vacant room
anyone wants to come up subang study rmb to tell me
i got vacant room for rent
RM500 per month
you can go to college by walking
and there's a shuttle bus fetching everyday
facility available: swimming pool, gym, playground, squash court,lifts, security guard, 7 eleven and a lot shoplots
i shall post some pics next time
oyj